Dear Bloomberg Businessweek,
Thank you kindly for your offer to subscribe, although I'm not quite certain what gave you the idea that I was a senior executive anything, let alone interested in business and/or finance. Not sure where you're getting your market data from, you might need to re-examine it.
Further, what is wrong with this picture?
Look closely and perhaps you will see what I saw, in the return address of the envelope the offer came in. See it? That extra T in the middle of the word development? That's right. Market Developtment Group.
You may wish to address this for future mailings. Cue sad "wanh-wanh-waaanh" noise.
Sincerely,
yadda yadda.