They put you up high, climb under the hood and tinker around with their own special set of tools (chunch-spanners) and jargon. Seriously, they could make up anything, how would you know? "Oh, you need a new ovary drop tray, yours is rusted out." I figure that in North America, they need both Metric and Imperial chunch-spanners, and that every so often, women have to go in to get topped up with fluids and have their filters changed.
Fascinating, mysterious and beautiful creatures, you ladies.
The men who flunk med school to be gynecologists, drop out to be mechanics. Fact.
ReplyDeleteYou are not far off. I have seen them clamp things. Irrigate. It's not a nice world down there.
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