No matter what I may or may not have written in a poem about caffeine, I have completely and utterly caved in to it for the duration of finals. It was clearly necessary for days of mental exertion in studying calculus.
I felt the first sip of coffee in my tingly bits.
Welcome home, Juan Valdez. Let me get your coat for you. The burro will to have to wait outside, I'm afraid.
Humour: mostly. Updates: whenever I've had too much caffeine. Apologies To: my parents, possibly yours.
Showing posts with label caffeine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label caffeine. Show all posts
Monday, April 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
mmmm.... sweet sweet sorrow....
Caffeine, steadfast companion of many days,
The time has come to part our ways.
It seems you make me sick, you see:
The want of you is misery.
My head is fog'd, my will is weak,
I know you'd give me what I seek.
Vim and vigour, zip and zest,
With you I'm truly at my best.
Except.. I'm not, no, not for long.
Though at first you make me strong,
In time I crest and then I fall.
No, you make me not so strong at all.
I'll miss you always, anyhow,
though to myself I must avow:
No more caffeine, not as my crutch.
Not on a date, not going dutch.
Neither doing math, nor working early,
Beware my friends, I will be surly!
The time has come to part our ways.
It seems you make me sick, you see:
The want of you is misery.
My head is fog'd, my will is weak,
I know you'd give me what I seek.
Vim and vigour, zip and zest,
With you I'm truly at my best.
Except.. I'm not, no, not for long.
Though at first you make me strong,
In time I crest and then I fall.
No, you make me not so strong at all.
I'll miss you always, anyhow,
though to myself I must avow:
No more caffeine, not as my crutch.
Not on a date, not going dutch.
Neither doing math, nor working early,
Beware my friends, I will be surly!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)