Just... wow.

A friend of mine who runs a home for troubled teenage girls just rainchecked me on supper plans because she needed to rush back to the house to take care of a crisis.

Naturally, being a bit of an ass, I replied, "They'd better be knife fighting over cheez whiz, but okay. THIS TIME."

To which she responded, "You're actually closer than you'd think. More like pistol whipping with a BB gun over bagels and shampoo."

Me: "Christnuggets. That's just as ludicrous as what I proposed. Have fun with that."

Her: "I love my job. Endless entertainment."