After approximately two months of jerking around with a complicated apparatus that I cobbled together from old bits of science paraphernalia, I am finally sitting and working with a different complicated apparatus that was cobbled together from bits of new science paraphernalia. It is computer controlled, by this very computer, and it is wonderful. It produces reproducible results, and it makes force-time graphs all by itself. I am in love with its science bits. None shall stand in the way of our love, except possibly laws against mechaphilia. On an unrelated note, I will be taking a short vacation to international waters with a varied selection of clergy and an Intel Core Duo 2 desktop computer.
I am certain that our love will stand the tests of time, although I am uncertain it will stand the portion of the testing where I have to add the viscous binding agent. That is not a euphemism. An euphemism. That seems grammatically untenable, somehow. Anyway, the binding agent. It will make the process sticky and hard to clean up after. Oh, quiet you. Dirty, dirty mind.
I'm just going to stop talking to you while I'm ahead.
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