I had lunch with my friend @SmaleChange today, during which time, and among other things, we talked about what one might do in the city of Calgary. I mentioned the zoo, and he replied that that might be a poor choice of venue, given that his lady is a vet student, and that the Calgary Zoo has an iffy sort of track record with their animals. He listed a few examples including my favourite: A gorilla that got ahold of a box-cutter.
I now have a very vivid mental image of a standoff between five or six zoo employees and a gorilla brandishing a box-cutter.
"Easy, easy!" Says one of the tan-pants wearing men.
"Ooh, AAAH!" Says the gorilla, swinging the box cutter back and forth and making cutting motions.
As an aside, pertaining to yesterday's post: the adding of the viscous binding agent did NOT make things sticky and difficult to clean up after. Go figure.
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